What I love and hate about TV news!

I'll freely admit there there is MUCH more to hate about today;s generation of tv news, there are a couple of guilty pleasures about it. Check out this clip, and then we'll go through the laundry list:



Let's go through it:

Things to hate:

• Annoying-voiced "Woman on the street" interviewes who obviously got their job by sucking dick, because they have no other marketable talent.
• Fear-mongering on something so trivial as "bed bugs," when there's a whole lot of other shit going on in the world.
• AND THEN BLAMING other countries and nationalities for creating this "bed bug" epidemic.

The one thing to love:

• Apparently, there's still a place for dirty old perverts to be employed -- as morning news anchors!! Check out that dried up old scumbag and his "panties" and "purse sniffing." Now I know there's still hope for me to by employed in my 50's.

Basically, what I'm saying is "Fuck the news, it sucks." However, I like to find some fun in everything, so it's nice to see that even a piece-of-shit medium like that still has something going for it.

The best possible way to express how we ALL should feel about the self-centred crazies!!

As many of you know, I am a HUGE Opie and Anthony fan. I just need to share this clip that has been buzzing around and how accurate it is:

We all have self-centred people in our lives who don't get what an annoyance they are. Unfortunately, even when you try to gently let them know, it goes in one ear and out the other. Well Jim Norton, 3rd Mic on the O&A XM show and stand-up comic ewxtraordinaire discuss his take on these kind of people, and I don't believe it's ever been expressed more accurately and passionately.....EVER!!!! It's in two parts, so check it out:

PART 1:



PART 2:




You're my Hero, Mr. Norton. For more on this, follow Jim on @jimnorton on twitter.

When real life gets in the way...

It's nice to see someone is doing well in this economy, and good on this guy for interrupting an otherwise boring newscast....

Happiness comes in small moments, folks. And this guy gets a quick double shot of celebrity AND cash.

Cheers to you, my friend.

Why the hell didn't I end the radio show with this song today?

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day, and give a quick musical tribute on the day with an artist who I still love. I loved the playboy interview (the whole 'Sexual Napalm' and even the 'I'm not a white supremist, but my cock is' were ridiculous and irresponsible quotes, but they cracked me up nonetheless.) No matter what have you have to say about what the dude says, you gotta love John Mayer's music (well, I guess you don't have to, but I do.)



Happy Guinness day, Y'all